I'm also euphemistic…
When I know I'm right, I stick to my guns – even at the risk of being wrong – which, I'm not embarrassed to say, I have been. I wish people would just do what I say and stop questioning me so much!
I've pissed off so many people at work that – I like to joke – H.R. has a chair with my name embroidered on it! It's gotten me fired, too.
People don't understand how my mind works – they just know that somehow, it works. My spectacular failures are only bested by my even-more-spectacular successes.
My education's a little thin. My mind was too restless to sit in a classroom, so I didn't finish college. But I'm telling you, I've got some killer ideas and I can make them into reality; whoever I work with will make a lot of money.
I'm going to interview at this really cool tech company. I think I can do great things for them. It's on my calendar for Monday. I'm just wondering one thing…
Do you think Apple Inc. will hire me?