I know what you're thinking. Perry finally admits the truth. I will only say this in my defense; in my line of work, those are all excellent qualities!
Maybe I'll be in a little trouble for making light of a serious issue, but it's the start of 4th of July weekend and we could all use a laugh.
No, the title doesn't describe me (unless you speak to some of the people I've worked with over the years), it's what an attorney said to a judge; resulting in sanctions.
You know that old adage; when upset, count to ten before you act. Now, the attorney might as well count to six – that's the number of months of suspension he received.